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I could never figure out how to get my main account name to be the same as this blog, so I renamed it to Kkludgy.tumblr.com. So just follow me there.

And there may have been a way to do this elegantly but 4 mins of googling could not figure it out so deal with it.

8 months ago
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As we were walking into church on Christmas (totally packed, crazytimes) a mom was dragging a screaming child outside. She caught my eye and I smiled and said, “that’s about how I feel right now” and she laughed.

Seriously tho. Family.

Today at work was an absolute blessing: dead quiet, delivery for lunch (no cooking no cleaning no putting away leftovers!), all my favorite internets, pounding on the treadmill after work.

8 months ago
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5 days straight of inlaws

Psyched to go to work tomorrow, no lie.

8 months ago
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avenue-adventure:

Everyone I g-chat with at work is on vacation and I am SO BORED. 

The worst. Since Tiffany started bschool I am so much more productive.

8 months ago
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Let’s test your sexuality!

green-goold:

acmesalesrep:

sarcasticjess:

eeeegads:

sadtubaplayer:

http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/

I got a four, what did you get?

Four…

I got a zero. Yes I am THAT hetero.

I failed. No, really:

“F: The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person.”

Not gonna lie. I’m actually kind of proud of that.

1.

"incidentally homosexual"

I failed it too, what the heck. I answered very honestly too. But I would argue that something like “I find women more attractive” has a much different meaning from “I am more attracted to women”. Or maybe it was my answer to the orgy/threesome questions? I mean if I were to have an orgy I wouldn’t want it to just be dudes. That’d be weird. Honest answer.

(via greengoldandgrey)

8 months ago
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Mother in law was all “oh good night you’ll be gone before we leave tomorrow!”

And I realized this means I come home from work and NOFAMILY for 2 days!!

8 months ago
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Damn right I got free pad Thai at work today.

Damn right I got free pad Thai at work today.

8 months ago
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My family is still cray but I love them. We broke out our china and crystal for the first time ever, put the leaf in the table, and had a fancy pants dinner. Feeling pretty blessed.

8 months ago
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savoystomp:

greykiwi:

ipsadixit:

teachingliteracy:

batgirlsammy

and when I say that these books are poorly written, I get attacked.

Can the Divergent series be added? It sounds picky but the use of the word “said” every time a character spoke drove me insane. 

This just reminds me how much I hated Suzanne Collins’ writing style when I read Hunger Games. It was so distracting for me, I know others say that it made it more suspenseful for them, that they felt like they were Katniss but ugh not for me.

I read Hunger Games on a flight to DC, which is to say in about an hour and fifteen minutes. Was not there for the sentence structure.

savoystomp:

greykiwi:

ipsadixit:

teachingliteracy:

batgirlsammy

and when I say that these books are poorly written, I get attacked.

Can the Divergent series be added? It sounds picky but the use of the word “said” every time a character spoke drove me insane.

This just reminds me how much I hated Suzanne Collins’ writing style when I read Hunger Games. It was so distracting for me, I know others say that it made it more suspenseful for them, that they felt like they were Katniss but ugh not for me.

I read Hunger Games on a flight to DC, which is to say in about an hour and fifteen minutes. Was not there for the sentence structure.

8 months ago
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thefrogman:

I sneak things into my mom’s nativity scene every year. 

(via avenue-adventure)

8 months ago
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